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重罰！官方：莫蘭特停薪禁賽25場(chǎng)&回歸需要滿足特定條件

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今日聯(lián)盟官方宣布，禁賽莫蘭特2023-24賽季前25場(chǎng)比賽。莫蘭特將被要求滿足一些特定條件（未公布）才能重返灰熊隊(duì)，在停賽期間他沒(méi)有資格參加任何公共聯(lián)賽或訓(xùn)練活動(dòng)，包括季前賽。

美網(wǎng)友就聯(lián)盟對(duì)莫蘭特的處罰進(jìn)行了廣泛的討論，以下是小編整理的部分美網(wǎng)友評(píng)論。

[–]THARMASTER 3 points 14 hours ago

Only 25 games??? But when I wield a gun at my local Walmart I get put in jail

球迷：才禁25場(chǎng)？？？之前我在沃爾瑪超市也揮了下槍?zhuān)襎M直接進(jìn)監(jiān)獄了啊！！

[–]altruisticdisaster 2 points 15 hours ago

This just means he’ll be executed during the suspension right?

球迷：所以我弱弱地問(wèn)一句，這里說(shuō)的禁25場(chǎng)的意思，是不是說(shuō)，莫蘭特會(huì)在禁賽期間被執(zhí)行死刑啊？

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2040 points 12 hours ago

Ja after the 28th game of the season

球迷：樓上的請(qǐng)看，下賽季打完28場(chǎng)比賽之后，莫蘭特…是這樣子的…

[–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 408 points 10 hours ago

Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole

球迷：聽(tīng)到自己僅僅得到25場(chǎng)禁賽，并且滿足一些條件就能回來(lái)，莫蘭特慶祝的樣子…

[–]Rawkus2112 40 points 9 hours ago

Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span

球迷：樓上的都懂什么？莫蘭特啊，他完蛋啦！接下去整個(gè)休賽期+幾個(gè)月都沒(méi)事兒干，這段時(shí)間讓莫蘭特不在社媒炫槍?zhuān)克锏米幔康戎锴腊伤?/strong>

[–]Eaglewarrior33 13 points 6 hours ago

David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would"ve given us the public execution we all wanted.

球迷：大衛(wèi)-斯特恩聽(tīng)到這個(gè)處罰，躺在棺材里面又要被氣得輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)了~~這要是讓斯特恩來(lái)罰的話，肯定會(huì)如咱們所愿，他會(huì)把莫蘭特拉到菜市口給當(dāng)眾斬首的！

注：斯特恩是前NBA聯(lián)盟總裁。

[–]gifcartel 1 point 2 hours ago

Daddy Stern wouldve pulled the trigger himself

球迷：費(fèi)那事兒干嘛？要是讓斯特恩來(lái)，估計(jì)他會(huì)親自提著槍去把莫蘭特給嘎了！

[–]Olympix[S] 1522 points 13 hours ago

I was expecting a public beheading at minimum

球迷：是啊！就這？我還以為這少說(shuō)得來(lái)一個(gè)當(dāng)眾斬首啥的吧…

[–]kyozr. 54 points 9 hours ago

Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league

球迷：煩死了，趕緊快把這個(gè)廢柴、腦殘槍癮分子、爛混混、暴力狂、黑社會(huì)從聯(lián)盟里趕出去！！！

[–]Drawer85 16 points 8 hours ago

The funniest part is Adam silver acting like the sentence was something really big and manages to trick everyone.

球迷：最TM搞笑的是，之前蕭華還搞得好像這個(gè)處罰會(huì)相當(dāng)嚴(yán)重似的，結(jié)果處罰一出來(lái)，這家伙給垮得，把所有人的腰都給閃了…

[–]solarscopez. 9 points 8 hours ago

I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja"s skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.

Shows how soft the NBA has become.

球迷：是啊！我以為蕭華會(huì)抓住莫蘭特，把嘴插進(jìn)后者的腦殼里面，將腦仁給融化！接著一口一口把莫蘭特的腦漿給嘬干！莫蘭特的腦殼被蕭華吸得跟個(gè)面口袋一樣扁扁軟軟的！

[–]dthev25 921 points 13 hours ago

Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.

球迷：不對(duì)！這處罰公告肯定是寫(xiě)錯(cuò)別字了！肖華的原意應(yīng)該是禁賽25個(gè)賽季~~

[–]heyitscool17 173 points 13 hours ago

25 life sentences

球迷：不對(duì)！原意應(yīng)該是25輩子無(wú)期徒刑！

[–]legarrettesblount 57 points 12 hours ago

25 executions

球迷：什么啊！不應(yīng)該是槍斃25分鐘嗎？

[–]IndycarFan64 18 points 12 hours ago

25 soap drops

球迷：弄死太便宜他了，我覺(jué)得應(yīng)該是撿25次肥皂~~~

[–]AppropriatePack6759 99 points 13 hours ago

I feel like this decision wasn"t actually Adam Silver"s but a doppelganger sent by Ja"s shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I"m saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.

球迷：同志們，我嚴(yán)重認(rèn)為這個(gè)處罰決定不是肖華本人做的！而是莫蘭特背后的“暗影幫”把肖華抓了起來(lái)并強(qiáng)暴了他，之后殺掉他把他的尸體扔在了波肯市的某個(gè)角落，然后派了一個(gè)和肖華長(zhǎng)得一模一樣的人發(fā)布了這個(gè)處罰決定！雖然我沒(méi)有確切的證據(jù)，但是我的第六感告訴我，我的猜測(cè)絕對(duì)錯(cuò)不了！勸你們不要始終相信眼睛所看到的一切！！

[–]Deksametazon_v2 34 points 12 hours ago

This message is sponsored by the Shadow Government

球迷：沒(méi)錯(cuò)！這個(gè)處罰公告是經(jīng)由“暗影幫”權(quán)力中心批準(zhǔn)發(fā)布！

[–]8_bw 63 points 12 hours ago

Ja Morant has been warned that he can only flash a gun 25 more times before Adam Silver gets vewy angwy

球迷：大家有所不知，其實(shí)莫蘭特已經(jīng)受到了嚴(yán)重的警告！！他被警告，以后最多只能再炫槍25次，如若不然，肖華會(huì)灰常灰常地生氣噠！

（莫蘭特：好的好的，肖華先生，我知道了，嗚嗚嗚呵呵哈哈哈哈）

[–]Olympix[S] 457 points 13 hours ago

Adam Silver is a bigger THUG than Ja ever was just for hyping this up like crazy and delivering this mid suspension

球迷：肖華是個(gè)比莫蘭特更混的混蛋！他之前把整個(gè)氣氛烘托到爆炸，最后竟然搞了這么個(gè)不痛不癢的禁賽！

[–]SaulPepper 129 points 11 hours ago

"Oh no.. I cant say it now because the Nuggets wont get their attention hur hur"

Does three interviews saying the same thing instead of going mum, basically hyping this beheading

"I suspend Ja for barely more than quarter of a season sorry I know its too much, too bloody"

球迷：“不行不行！我現(xiàn)在還不能說(shuō)！會(huì)分散掘金總決賽的注意力的！嘿嘿~~~”之前的三次采訪，肖華每次都說(shuō)了這相同的話，把氣氛烘托到了要斬立決的地步！

最后卻來(lái)了這么一出：“我決定了，我要禁賽莫蘭特將近四分之一賽季哦！抱歉哈，我知道我知道，這樣確實(shí)是有點(diǎn)太過(guò)分，太殘酷了~~~”

[–]WalkingTheD0g1 137 points 13 hours ago

Pathetic. If the league cared at all about it this issue, they would have amputated both of his arms.

球迷：這處罰簡(jiǎn)直就是個(gè)悲劇！如果聯(lián)盟真正看重這個(gè)事件，并且嚴(yán)肅處理的話，莫蘭特的兩只手估計(jì)要被截肢了！

[–]PM_ME_CHIPOTLE2 23 points 11 hours ago

I have to believe they at least secretly castrated him.

球迷：是啊！我只能勸我自己，告訴自己至少聯(lián)盟應(yīng)該是已經(jīng)悄悄地把莫蘭特給閹了，否則這公開(kāi)處罰的力度是不會(huì)這么低的。

[–]george_costanza1234 58 points 13 hours ago

This bald fraud would’ve given Ron Artest a bonus and a blowjob for Malice at the Palace

球迷：阿泰斯特的奧本山宮斗毆事件要是讓肖華這個(gè)死禿驢來(lái)處理，他估計(jì)得狠狠地獎(jiǎng)勵(lì)阿泰斯特，接著還嫌不夠，給后者吹完一個(gè)簫才滿意！

（當(dāng)年的奧本山宮斗毆事件）

[–]ChiefKeef786 111 points 14 hours ago

Gilbert would have brought the guns out during a game in this era

球迷：如果阿里納斯在當(dāng)今這個(gè)聯(lián)盟打球，他上場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，估計(jì)褲襠里至少有兩把槍?zhuān)?/p>

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